You can't make PHUNNY up!!
So. The puggle lies by my side. The bear cat (long haired black tabby rescue) pads onto the puggle. Puggle growls. Grrrrrrr.... I calm him with a pat. Bear cat flops on my lap and growly puggle lays his head on Bears butt.
After they both snooze, the puggle's snout is full of kitty hair. He sneezes so hard up Bears butt that he shoots the Bear into the next room.
Happy new year. So there.